1. Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
—Kurt Vonnegut
2. Just the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.
—Carl Sagan
3. My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists.
—Jean Rostand
4. Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
—Lily Tomlin
5. I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.
—Richard Lewis